Dale, as a great improvisor, WITH TOOLS AND ABILITY.... I would crank up those ceiling fans with a bit more electricity and I'm sure you could get your house *dusted* with just a flip of the switch!
I've been 'batching for the last several weeks while the wife is spending time with our daughter and it is now time to begin paying the piper. I tried to get the dust mop started but the pull rope broke, went to get the broom and it had a flat tire. I'm still looking for the seat to the vacuum cleaner so have decided to use the leaf blower which will probably do a better job anyway. I don't need to learn how use the dish washer as the dogs have kept the dishes cleaned and the cat does a great job on the spoons and other silverware. The bathroom was a snap, I just point the shower head toward the floor and skated around on a couple of bath towels until the floor had a nice shine. Threw the cat in the stool and slammed the lid shut, both cat and stool cleaned in one simple though somewhat noisy operation. What I really need to know is whether I have overlooked anything else of importance. I don't understand why my wife makes such a production out of cleaning house, my whole operation took less than an hour and that included time to stop and have a beer or two.
P.S. Does anyone know how to get a cat down off of a ceiling fan, even tried turning it on but all that did was make the cat sick and give her a fresh permed look?
-- Dale in the Flat Lands:----- Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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